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It is cardinal that you read this Intro
Remember, this story came about in the year 1987 when Mark Zuckerberg was still reading Duck Tales, and Elon Musk was eating peanut butter sandwiches at Pretoria Boys High. In this narrative, the late 80's, only the Drug Cartels had 5G Internet, Cell Phones, Fakebook, Credit Cards etc. Fax machines didn't even exist. In this painting, the Medellín Cartel had better technology then what the CIA, FBI, and D.E.A. have today.
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09:04 the following morning.
09:03 the following morning.
Anonymous is at Spec Savers on behalf of a friend to replace her double thick glasses 👓
±24:30 that morning
"Unleash the wrath upon those who live without morals!"
Late Edition
Breaking News
Inspector Freeman and an Undercover D.E.A. Agent was by coincidence onsite when it happened. But let’s give the D.E.A. credit so that they can submit their budgets for the next financial year. CNN is interviewing Secret Undrecover Agent Scarlett Johansson as we speak.
Another bust by the D.E.A.
12:11 - Madea won the Jackpot
Fabulous evening. Have to go now. Nighty Night 🥂
12:10 - Viola is with Beyoncé and Michelle
Gran espectáculo, mi niña, fuiste una estrella de rock en el escenario esta noche ❤️❤️
When people zol they put saliva on the paper. And when they share that zol... they are moving saliva from one to the other
12:08 - Mr. Bean is with Zelenskyy
12:07 - Jub Jub is purving Oprah
"Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim 🤣🤣🤣"
12:06 - Miss Meme Soweto
Me toooooo. I'm so happeeee! 🤪 💊🤪💊 🤪
12:06 - Russian Poodle
I am so happpeeee!!! Thank you my Russian Poodle 🤪 💊🤪💊 🤪
Mr. Bean
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22:15 Tyler with Mr. Bean alone in the Cloakroom?
Miss Chihuahua blowing kisses to Viola
No te pierdas mi programa esta noche en Teasers in the Burthel, de 11 a 12: el elenco de Uzalo estará allí con muchas más celebridades.
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CONGRATULATIONS!! Based on your Profile Search Volumes, despite being so ugly and rude, these people have clicked the most on your profile today.
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On my way, investigating a robbery, see you just now .....
Lunch Edition
Breaking News
The country was brought to a standstill today when flying saucers – presumably from Mars, although Venusians have also been suspected – appeared over the nation’s capital, intent on destruction. Curiously, they only attacked Pennsylvania Avenue, and have not appeared elsewhere in the country.
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The Russian Priest
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Madea
Madea shared a memory from three years ago
Undercover Agent Scarlett Johansson
Esta noche no hay policías, la DEA les pagó bonos para ir de fiesta a la calle Vilakazi esta noche
Top Stories
Police paid Bonuses from anonymous sources - Vilakazi Street is rocking.
Madala
I'm too old for this Fakebook 💩 .......
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Russian Poodle
Halle Berry liked a page 👍
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Zuma wants to buy cocaine with Lobola????
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Welcome, welcome! Will Smith arrived.
Miss Meme USA
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Russian Poodle
Halle shared a memory
I'm so ready - can't wait 💊💊💊💊. I ❤️ you so much. I will kill for you. 🥴💊❤️
Morning Edition
Breaking News
Years of rumours were confirmed yesterday when a nest of alligators were found in the sewers of Soweto, just south of Vilakazi Square. The largest, which locals have dubbed “Mugsy”, measures over 21 feet long.
Russian Poodle
Halle updated her Profile Pic!
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Halle shared a memory
Miss U my Russian Poodle, I will die for you ❤️❤️❤️
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Trevor updated his Profile Pic
