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It is cardinal that you read this Intro


Remember, this story came about in the year 1987 when Mark Zuckerberg was still reading Duck Tales, and Elon Musk was eating peanut butter sandwiches at Pretoria Boys High. In this narrative, the late 80's, only the Drug Cartels had 5G Internet, Cell Phones, Fakebook, Credit Cards etc. Fax machines didn't even exist. In this painting, the Medellín Cartel had better technology then what the CIA, FBI, and D.E.A. have today.


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09:04 the following morning.


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09:03 the following morning.
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Late Edition


Tyler Perry Suicide

Breaking News

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Tyler Perry from Medellín Cartel commit Suicide 3 min ago

Dateline Vilakazy Street

Min. K Phophi Silence Ntshavheni reporting

Inspector Freeman and an Undercover D.E.A. Agent was by coincidence onsite when it happened. But let’s give the D.E.A. credit so that they can submit their budgets for the next financial year. CNN is interviewing Secret Undrecover Agent Scarlett Johansson as we speak.

Another bust by the D.E.A.




12:11 - Madea won the Jackpot


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12:10 - Viola is with Beyoncé and Michelle

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12:08 - Mamma Zuma is with Ike Hick


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12:08 - Mr. Bean is with Zelenskyy





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22:15 Tyler with Mr. Bean alone in the Cloakroom?



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Lunch Edition


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Breaking News

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Dateline Washington D.C.

Frank Bragg reporting

The country was brought to a standstill today when flying saucers – presumably from Mars, although Venusians have also been suspected – appeared over the nation’s capital, intent on destruction. Curiously, they only attacked Pennsylvania Avenue, and have not appeared elsewhere in the country.




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Morning Edition


Vilakazi Alligators

Breaking News

Photograph of an alligator emerging from an open manhole cover

Nest of Alligators Found in Soweto

Dateline Soweto

Ted Sturgis reporting

Years of rumours were confirmed yesterday when a nest of alligators were found in the sewers of Soweto, just south of Vilakazi Square. The largest, which locals have dubbed “Mugsy”, measures over 21 feet long.




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Russian Poodle


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