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Profile the Usual Suspects

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Samuel L. Jackson

Janitor

The Janitor was untouchable by the FBI, DEA, and CIA

~~The “Janitor”~~ was a creepy dark character and didn’t get out much, and worked at the basement, and specialized in pulling things apart, and leaving it in pieces worse than before.

“~~Pablo~~ is like a son to me”.

"I used to work for ~~National Intelligence~~ in the early days, but I got busted for trafficking marijuana. After I served my sentence, I became a ~~mobster kingpin~~."

"That was when I met the young ~~Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria~~. I took him on as my own blood, and taught him all the ins and outs about the ~~FBI, CIA, and the Drug Enforcement Administration~~."

It was imperative for the ~~Medellín Cartel~~ to have the Administration on their payroll, so that they never got busted. Pablo took the Janitor’s advice - and today Pablo has very close ties with ~~Scarlett Johansson~~ from the ~~Drug Enforcement Administration~~.

Pablo would provide the ~~D.E.A.~~ with intel regarding other cartels, in exchange that the ~~Administration~~ "protects" the ~~Medellín Cartel~~. This was a good deal for the ~~Drug Enforcement Administration~~, because then they had televised raids of ~~other cartels~~ - and public recognition on CNN.

The Janitor and Mr. Bean were ruthless mobsters in the heydays of Gotham City, long forgotten when the Barber Shop was still a Brothel.But after a major police witch-hunt, the Janitor went in to hiding and has never seen daylight again.

However, his best friend, Mr. Bean, took the fall and was shut away in an experimental ~~Government Psychiatric Hospital~~. ~~The Correctional Services Psychiatric Hospital~~ gave Mr. Bean experimental treatment for different mental health disorders, schizophrenia and shock treatment etc. But since Mr. Bean escape from the ~~Psychiatric Hospital~~, Mr. Bean has never been the same again.

The Janitor felt morally indebted to repay Mr. Bean with a hideout in the brothel. Mr. Bean was harmless, and the meretrix ladies of the night felt safe with him around. All Mr. Bean did day and night was to ~~take photos of everything and anything~~ - which he gave to the ~~Janitor~~.

The Janitor was a retired mobster and had no intent to blackmail anyone – ~~but Pablo did~~, blackmail was his most important cavalry. ~~The Janitor and Mr. Bean were Pablo's secret eyes and ears!~~

They worked and slept in the boiler-room, and the Janitor was content with cleaning the toilets, brothel, Poker Room etc., and often heard ~~confidential conversations~~ through the air-vents coming from the ~~Poker Room, Brothel, Storage Room etc~~.

The ~~Janitor~~ told ~~Pablo~~ all the secrets - or rather blackmail, extortion and coercion resources that ~~Pablo~~ could be use to manipulate people like ~~Tyler, Ike, Zelenskyy, Beyoncé, Scarlett, Halle, the Russian Priest, Roman Abramovich, Michelle Obama, Oprah and many more government officials~~.

The Janitor also frequently overheard the ~~Russian Priest and the “Catwoman”~~ playing erotic games of cat and mouse in the Storage Room. The Janitor also knew that there were hundreds of bullets with ~~Ike Hick’s~~ name on – and the only protection the apprehensive ~~Ike Hick~~ had left was to work as the 2IC for the most feared man - ~~Pablo Escobar!~~

But! But nobody ever knew that the ~~Janitor was Pablo's Godfather~~ - the Janitor was the Real Godfather of all the drug cartels in Mexico and in the US. And if somebody would ever found out that the Janitor was the Great Godfather, they would surely end up six feet under in the Chihuahuan Desert

Here is a list of people that the Janitor overheard through the air vents that Pablo could use as create pantophobia, blackmail and trigger them trigger them to kill!

Halle

Socialite, Psychopath, Drug Addict

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Halle Berry was the prettiest apple in Gotham City - mesmerizing, irresistible, fascinating, bewitching, sexy, alluring, and irresistible! But when she looked in the mirror, she saw the hurtful words of the congregation who made jokes about her severe bewitched stuttering and double thick glasses.

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With her infectious beauty, dysphemia speech disorder, and double thick glasses, she found courage and begged the priest for forgiveness for unfairly cursing his congregation who made fun of her nerdish appearance. The Russian Priest had a thousand narratives about his past, but he was an influential community leader amongst the Russians in Gotham City. It was him who initiated the deal between Pablo Escobar and the Special Russian Drug Enforcement Agent - Scarlett Johansson.

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The Russian Priest found Halle's physical attraction infectious, and their new friendship blossomed for countless hours in the church's rose garden where they were chatting about hopes, dreams and revenge. Her confession to hate, envy and cravings for lust opened a Pandora's Box for the Russian Priest, and he soon took advantage of her insecurities - so the priest suggested a white pill for her social anxiety that releases huge amounts of dopamine.

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The meths and snow made Halle very alert and confident, her stuttering was from the past, and she felt beautiful and sexy. The white pill was her escape from reality, the colours seem more intense, and for the first time experiencing hypersexuality. Halle was always on a high and rarely took responsibility for urges, and numerous fell prey to the man she trusted the most - the Russian Priest.

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Her dependence on crystal meth was critical to sustain her new bubbly personality, but she was now the most beautiful and free-spirit girl in Gotham City. Her contagious beauty and bubbly personality quickly became the talk in the basement – and Pablo. Marked by stately beauty, Pablo Escobar granted her free access to the basement with an unlimited supply of methamphetamine, and a lavish profusion of cash.

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Regardless of her new arrangement with Pablo, the Russian Priest would always secretly share a sniff with Halle Berry in return for satisfying his physical cravings. If Pablo Escobar would ever find out about the secret rendezvous between the Russian Priest and Halley – it would just be another assignment for Zelenskyy where people would get lost without a trace.

Django

Special Forces Soldier, Apprentice for Zelenskyy

There is not much known about Jamie a.k.a. “Django", besides that he suffers from PTSD after his incident in El Paso.

The Hitman is often ruthless, using his military drive, determination and sharp shooting skills to achieve whatever end he has to. Jamie is by arbitrarily very stubborn, but because he truly believes that certain values in the community must be maintained.

Django's lack of money and empathy can lead to some very frustrating financial situations. Michelle and Django shared the attic of the Barber Shop. He currently only has a military disability grant to make ends meet, and Django was currently working for Zelenskyy as an apprentice - but it was still early days.

Michelle would occasionally help him out with extra cash that she got from selling passwords to Russian oligarchs - but if Pablo only knew! Michelle was like a butterfly amongst the Russians for free drinks, despite her relapse at numerous Rehabilitation Centers in Moscow - where she was from.

In return they had a "friends with benefits" agreement. However, his affair with Michelle has awaken some love-jealousy emotions, and he would not hesitate to show his wrath - even if that meant killing an oligarch.

Some time ago, Pablo found Michelle on the street - just after she fled some Cartels in Russia that she owed money. Pablo took a liking in her, and offered her protection and accommodation in the attic. And in return that she would admin the daily passwords of the Basement. And if she failed on this agreement, Pablo would not hesitate to hand her over to the ruthless claws of the Russians.

Of course Michelle could not help herself to spat out all the sensitive information about the Medellín Cartel in acts of passion - and the passwords!

Django earned a reputation on the streets of being a cold, very dangerous, and brutal. He was also considering an attractive proposition from the Sinaloa Cartel. This would complicate things, especially with Michelle working for Pablo Escobar - and selling passwords to the Russian oligarchs.

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Anonymous

Russian

"Unleash the wrath upon those who live without morals!"

Escobar founded the Medellin Cartel and established the first smuggling routes from Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador through Colombia. Pablo Escobar was a Colombian drug lord, founder and sole leader of the Medellin Cartel. He was dubbed the "King of Cocaine". Escobar is the richest criminal in history.

But I speak for all the Russians, or at least those who could speak Russian – me, Special Agent Scarlett, Zelenskyy, Django, Michelle, Ike Hick. It felt like we the Russians were the fools that bled. We were held for ransom by intimidation, extortion, racketeering, coercion, and bribery – these were Pablo’s biggest artillery. We were bleeding to do the dirty jobs, and Pablo would never get his hands dirty.

In fact, the only Capo in Pablo's command that did not speak Russian was his 2IC - Tyler Perry. Tyler lived a glamourous life and was untouchable because he was Pablo's wingman.

Pablo manipulates people. Pablo is the type of guy who will ask his girlfriend to show her loyalty by sleeping with an antagonist – but only if could profit.

He controls everything; Social Media, Football Teams, Banks, Government, Miss Columbia, Credit Cards, Police, C.I.A., F.B.I., D.E.A. - everything! He must have an informant, someone very close to him that he trusted with his life. Somehow, somewhere, Pablo will always have a photograph to hold you for ransom. For example, he somehow also knew that I only favour the best Cohibas, Partagás and Montecristos.

Escobar's legacy remains controversial; while many condemn the heinous nature of his crimes, many in Colombia considered him a "Robin Hood" figure as he provided many amenities for the poor.

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Pablo Escobar

"The King of Cocaine"

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Samuel L. Jackson

Janitor

Halle

Socialite, Psychopath, Drug Addict

Viola

Narcotics Pharmacists

Ike Hick

Software Entrepreneur

Most Wanted by Russian Cartels

Ike Hick

Software Entrepreneur

Most Wanted by Russian Cartels

Django

Special Forces Soldier, Apprentice for Zelenskyy

Beyoncé

Exotic Dancer

Zalenskyy

Head of Security for the Medellín Cartel

Scarlett

D.E.A. Undercover Agent

Anonymous

Russian

Pablo Escobar

"The King of Cocaine"

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